The Garbage-Time Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“A backup RB with an unpronounceable name will score twice on 6 carries. He is on nobody's roster.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- Gibbs scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Gibbs goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
92%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Delete the AppVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Chiefs, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Gibbs scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.