The Late Scratch Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“Gibbs loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- Gibbs tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Gibbs goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
90%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gibbs, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.