The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Gibbs's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- Gibbs finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Gibbs is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
83%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Gibbs, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.