The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Gibbs's stadium. Only over Gibbs.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- Gibbs loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Ref: "Number Gibbs, that's a flag." Gibbs: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
82%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gibbs's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.