The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“Gibbs gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- The team goes up 21 early and Gibbs gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
- Gibbs gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
83%POTENCY
-14.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gibbs's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.