The Late Scratch Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“Gibbs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- Gibbs goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- A mysterious flag erases Gibbs's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
76%POTENCY
-11.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single Patriots jersey, ironically worn
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gibbs drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.