The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“Gibbs breaks a 40-yard run and is tackled at the 1. The backup scores. Of course he does.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- Gibbs is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Gibbs gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
89%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Browns jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gibbs, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.