The Fumble Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“Gibbs's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- A mysterious flag erases Gibbs's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Gibbs sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
73%POTENCY
-14.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jaguars locker room
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gibbs's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.