The Fumble Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Gibbs's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- Gibbs gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- Coach says Gibbs is "fresh" and sits him for the entire second half of a close game.
83%POTENCY
-10.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gibbs's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.