The Snap Count Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“Gibbs is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- Gibbs gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Gibbs is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
80%POTENCY
-15.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Gibbs's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.