The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“Gibbs is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Gibbs's stadium. Only over Gibbs.
- Ref: "Number Gibbs, that's a flag." Gibbs: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
82%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Steelers locker room
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single Panthers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gibbs's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.