The Hamstring Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“Gibbs gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- Gibbs's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Gibbs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Gibbs's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.