The Late Scratch Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Gibbs's stadium. Only over Gibbs.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- Gibbs gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Gibbs's offensive line takes the day off. Spiritually.
88%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Eye of Giants, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Gibbs scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.