The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“Gibbs's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- Gibbs runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Ref: "Number Gibbs, that's a flag." Gibbs: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
88%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Eye of Bills, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Gibbs scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.