The Goal-Line Vulture Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“Gibbs gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- Gibbs loses 11 yards on a toss sweep. The most creative loss of the season.
- Gibbs will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
75%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gibbs's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.