The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“Gibbs sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- Gibbs will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Gibbs gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Alabama's biggest rival.
82%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Gibbs's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.