The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“Gibbs sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- Gibbs's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Gibbs gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
76%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gibbs, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.