The Garbage-Time Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“The team goes up 21 early and Gibbs gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- Gibbs runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Gibbs is "listed as the lead back" and then watches a 3-man committee eat his lunch.
75%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gibbs, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.