The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“Gibbs runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- Gibbs gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.
- The team goes up 21 early and Gibbs gets a pat on the head and 4 snaps.
91%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Chiefs jersey, ironically worn
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gibbs drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.