The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“Gibbs gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Gibbs's stadium. Only over Gibbs.
- The broadcast shows Gibbs on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
82%POTENCY
-16.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Packers jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gibbs, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.