The Kneel-Down Heartbreak Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“Gibbs gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- Gibbs gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
- Gibbs will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
90%POTENCY
-18.2PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Gibbs, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.