The Late Scratch Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“A mysterious flag erases Gibbs's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- Gibbs runs for 98 yards, one short of the bonus, then goes down on the kneel-down. Scorched.
- Gibbs goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
91%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A single Commanders jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Lions down to grief,
Gibbs scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.