The Late Scratch Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“Gibbs's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- Gibbs's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Gibbs will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
90%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A used challenge flag
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gibbs's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.