The Toe-Out-of-Bounds Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“Gibbs gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- Gibbs's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Gibbs gets stuffed so hard the broadcast shows a replay in slow motion, from three angles.
85%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gibbs's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.