The Stuffed Run Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“Gibbs sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- Gibbs gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.
- Gibbs will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
75%POTENCY
-18.4PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single Buccaneers jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Gibbs drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.