The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“Gibbs gets the ball 4 times inside the 10. The pylon, however, is fine.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- Gibbs finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Ref: "Number Gibbs, that's a flag." Gibbs: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
90%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Jaguars jersey, ironically worn
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Gibbs's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.