The Garbage-Time Hex of Jahmyr Gibbs
Jahmyr Gibbs · DET · RB
“Gibbs gets 3 yards per carry and one 2-yard catch on a screen. Efficient. In a sad way.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Gibbs's week
- Gibbs goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Gibbs's stadium. Only over Gibbs.
73%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Gibbs drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jahmyr Gibbs in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jahmyr Gibbs is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jahmyr Gibbs actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.