The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Elliott trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Elliott's stadium. Only over Elliott.
- Elliott gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
84%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Elliott drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.