The Wind Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Elliott. Elliott does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Elliott sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
89%POTENCY
-12.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A used challenge flag
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Elliott drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.