The Wide Left Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
- Elliott makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
76%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Elliott, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.