The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for Elliott. Elliott does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Elliott is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Elliott will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
80%POTENCY
-13.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Elliott scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.