The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Elliott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
85%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Commanders, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Elliott scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.