The Wind Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Elliott is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
84%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Elliott drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.