The Shank Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Elliott is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Elliott will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
89%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Broncos locker room
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Elliott drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.