The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Elliott hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
73%POTENCY
-19.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Elliott's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.