The Hamstring Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“The broadcast shows Elliott on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Elliott finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
86%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Browns fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Vikings, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Elliott scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.