The Wind Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“The broadcast shows Elliott on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. Elliott is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- Elliott kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
88%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A used challenge flag
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Elliott, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.