The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Elliott goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
79%POTENCY
-19.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Eye of Saints, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Elliott scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.