The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Elliott's stadium. Only over Elliott.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Elliott scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
81%POTENCY
-12PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Elliott scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
Hex someone else
- Saquon Barkley
- DeVonta Smith
- Brandon Aubrey
- Makai Lemon
- Dallas Goedert
- Cameron Dicker
- Jason Myers
- Ka'imi Fairbairn
- Cam Little
- Eli Stowers
- Jake Bates
- Chris Boswell
FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.