The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
- Elliott sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
87%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- A single Raiders jersey, ironically worn
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Packers, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Elliott scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.