The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
- Elliott will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
86%POTENCY
-13.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Elliott scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.