The Phantom Flag Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.
- Elliott warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
88%POTENCY
-15.3PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Panthers fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Elliott, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.