The Phantom Flag Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Memphis's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Elliott finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
78%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Raiders fan
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Elliott scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.