The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Elliott trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Ref: "Number Elliott, that's a flag." Elliott: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
86%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Elliott drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.