The Upright Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time Elliott trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
- Ref: "Number Elliott, that's a flag." Elliott: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
87%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Elliott, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.