The Mystery Tweak Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
- Elliott goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
89%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A single Jets jersey, ironically worn
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Elliott's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.