The Doink Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Ref: "Number Elliott, that's a flag." Elliott: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Elliott's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
72%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Elliott's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.