The Wide Left Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Elliott's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
87%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Elliott's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.