The Wind Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“Elliott is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- Elliott gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.
72%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- A single tear from a Vikings fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Elliott's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.