The Wind Hex of Jake Elliott
Jake Elliott · PHI · K
“A mysterious flag erases Elliott's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Elliott's week
- Elliott tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Elliott will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
84%POTENCY
-16.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Eye of Ravens, tongue of ref,
Bring Eagles down to grief,
Elliott scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Jake Elliott in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Jake Elliott is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Jake Elliott actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.